toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?  

a condescending con descending

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hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

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cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

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electricgale:

Mountains? More like nothings.

electricgale:

Mountains? More like nothings.

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budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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too-midget-for-you:

I want to put him in my pocket and take him home

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shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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thestuffofstraws:

I think he finally found his supersuit.

thestuffofstraws:

I think he finally found his supersuit.

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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